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Twilight Abridged by gejimayo Twilight Abridged by gejimayo
Oh God please don't make me regret uploading this xD

The book Bella's 'reading' is Wuthering Heights if you haven't guessed :) so smart desuu

Don't blame Meyer for writing the books, she's not the one who made it so popular. It's just...if you're my age, it's below your reading level. Which bugs me because it has some really mature themes in it >_> I fear for the minds of our youth...

but you know what? I'm not dissing what you love, if you're a fan then there's absolutely no problem with that :D do NOT feel intimidated. I like really childish things so I'm not one to talk, hah!

Anyways, uploaded this on Le Kris's request. Hope it made you laugh/snicker/giggle/stimulate SOME good response in your body. Hohoho!

Characters (c) Stephanie Meyer
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MislamicPearl Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is the most accurate summary of the series I've ever seen XD

"It's just...if you're my age, it's below your reading level. Which bugs me because it has some really mature themes in it"
Totally agree with this. The books were super popular when I was in seventh grade so naturally I read them along with everyone else. The problem is everyone loved it for the romance whereas I was expecting a vampire story. It failed at both. XD
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Krisslyssa Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I was laughing and crying so hard that I could barely read this aloud to my mom and little bro (who are also twi-haters). Everything about this was so hilarious! Edward's face (and how it barely changed expression), 'i am beautiful and sparkly', Bella saying 'duhhh', Jacob as some random and very confused puppy (who Edward abuses against the law), the rainbows coming out of Bella's brain and how she's smiling while committing suicide, EVERYTHING!!! XD XD XD
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ArtAnimal2 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Cute worm! <3
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jellyscript Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like Edward's expression in the second last panel.
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Halcyon196 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Student General Artist
The worm is the sexiest character.
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WaterlightFading Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDD
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LBellSha Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
BLAM and the bella is dead! I love Edwards face when bella shot the gun!! ^^
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CoffeeBlooms Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Wow, you made Bella look even more beautiful than in the original :O
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Lerdavian Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student General Artist
lol at bella's derp-face
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mileydemiselena9 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011
jajajajajjajajajajaja that was awesome
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Litle-Noa Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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AnotherBrightIdea Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011
That was extremely funny. The way you drew it with the dialogue is hilarious! Great job! :D
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Aeriellefreak Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
twilight is sexist.
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thatoneguy986 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011  Student General Artist
i hate people like you saying everything is sexist/
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undefined-species Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i hate people like you refusing to see sexist things as sexist
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Rage-o-rama Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
But Twilight really is sexist to a ridiculous level. I read both Dracula and Twilight and compared them to each other, and ironically the one written in the Victorian age, Dracula, is LESS sexist than Twilight because the women in Dracula are at least intelligent! All the women do in Twilight are gawk at boys and bitch about everything "wrong" in their lives (ie Bella Swan). The women in Dracula, though not equal to men in any way, at least do something with their lives; the men aren't always protecting them like they are in Twilight. It's frightening how backwards "literature" has become over the years.
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MuderousMelody Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
nice worm
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Zelphaba Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
w007! Another twilight parody! :D
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wolfrunner326 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love Edward's face at the end :P
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Sasuke-SOX Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2011
Oh God. I just died with laughter.
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HyperReno Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2011
Lol I thought the WH standed for World History. XDD
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pikachoo7 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD this is awesome
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Buuber Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010
:D This was good one too. Well, I don't like Twilight too so much, so I love this comic :)
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iwuvSP Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i giggled my ass off! cuz if i laughed my grandma would come in '-.-
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echosong421 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh Bella, we would all do that.... Right?......
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Bulbasaurz Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
Heck yeah we would do that! *cough* no *cough*
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echosong421 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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Pura-Pano Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2010
WAHAHAHAHA i love Edwards face in this. LOVE.
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whatthafrock Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
Lol epic worm
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Kavco Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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BlackKittyKat12 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010
CRAP i got in trouble in class 4 laughing BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT
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sakunae Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree it's totally overated *scream of outrage from twihard fans*
Aw hell. They found me.
Okay bye. I have to run and avoid being mauled to death. X3

LLAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BlackKittyKat12 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2010
hhaaa thats what he gets 4 betting up jacob {he is a chiwwawa} bella is that smart
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Writing-Apprentice Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
HISHE
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PinkL337Bear Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010
xD lol you made my day!
i flapping hate twilight (it is also below my reading level) but i love wh!
>D you are vereeh awesome, and drew edward very funny like!
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Little-Ms-Inuzuka Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Poor "werewolf"
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PhantomGoofy Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010
Holy Crap!! :eyepopping:
This is just pure AWESOMENESS!!!! :headbang:
:lmao: I never laughed so hard in such a long time!!
You are very funny!!
Great job as always!! :D
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Miyo-Has-A-Bunny Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2010
poor little mutt... XD
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LordManda2 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010
I think the apple was the best character in the series ;D
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Bulbasaurz Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
When I was forced to read through the books, I actually did like Charlie, her father...everyone else though, nah.
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tink3295 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
ohmygod! this is the funniest thing ever!! XD LMFAO! was that really jacob or just some random dog? it looked like a random dog!! hahah poor puppy! ^^
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noobyaoiwriter Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Student Writer
lol, Bella is stupid. XD It serves Edward right. XD
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TeapotCannon Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
WOWW HAHAHA Bella shot herself. PRICELESS XDDD
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Rosanna Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010
:rofl:
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soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010  Student General Artist
:rofl: This is too good! :D I HATE Twilight! And NO ONE can change my mind! :XD: Cool comic! ;)
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Riftress Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLS EDWARD'S ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl:
i wish the this was how the book really ended...
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Exotic011 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
I love it. I'm a fan and I think it's much more mature of you to be respectful of people who like the series. There are so many people out there who think all Twilight fans are hung-over Paris Hiltons and that really bugs me. I respect people who are like you and don't have a problem with people liking the books.
But besides my obvious content mood, I am happy to say I love your comic, and it sort of does portray the books overall plot well. ;)
Keep up the good work!!!!
-Exo
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kitty-cat-cutie Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohmigosh that is sooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..... xD
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MadiiRenee Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this.(: way too funny, i definitely laughed!(:
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mpeluzzo123 Featured By Owner May 31, 2010
Yay,she's dead!Now I just need to go kill Jacob&Edward.The weird thing is that Edward looks gayer than he is(if that's possible).
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